Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.