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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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