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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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