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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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