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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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