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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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