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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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