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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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