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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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