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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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