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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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