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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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