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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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