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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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