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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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