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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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