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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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