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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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