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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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