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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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