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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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