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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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