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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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