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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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