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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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