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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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