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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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