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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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