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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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