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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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