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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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