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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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