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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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