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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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