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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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