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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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