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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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