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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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