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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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