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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Charlie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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