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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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