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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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