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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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