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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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