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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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