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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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