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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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