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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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