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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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