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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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