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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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