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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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