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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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