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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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