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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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