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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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