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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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