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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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