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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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