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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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