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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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